Frank J. Fleming

Somewhat related to politics:

• Re Ground Zero Mosque: “Apparently, it’s made by Muslims trying to foster understanding by not understanding why people don’t want a giant mosque next to Ground Zero.”
• “Don’t buy Obama a tie for his birthday as liberals will claim its symbolic for a noose.”
• “I forget. Is Prop 8 being overturned a victory or defeat for Obama?”
• “Conservatives have to fight to have something recognized that’s always been there (2nd Amendment), and liberals just get to make up new stuff.”
• “In the future, there will be no voting and all battles will be fought among judges. Imagine Voltron in a black robe. That’s the future.”
• “Conservatives need to concentrate only on getting judges in the right places and then make Democrats illegal.”
• “At least we’ll save money on polls when the opinion of most Americans no longer matters on all the issues.”
• “I Don’t Want My Tax Dollars Going Towards Giving Monkeys Coke”
• “It should be noted, though, that only one of the two major political parties has always been against slavery.”
• “There’s a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. At the end of a double rainbow are the millions of jobs saved or created by Obama.”
• “As soon as we start treating all our politicians as criminals, we’ll be less disappointed in them.”
• “Ever notice in addresses from the Oval Office how Obama now has a tip jar on his desk? I don’t know if that’s appropriate.“

Computers:

• “Exception handling! It’s like 50% of programming is for 5% of use cases.“

Other Math:

• “I actually learned how to subtract before I learned to add. Is that weird?”

Science & Science!:

Buttercup:

• “From what I learned at the birthing class, it doesn’t look like this whole labor thing is going to be much fun for me.”
• “Not too much longer until the baby is born. I should pick out a sturdy burlap sack for transporting the baby in.”
• “Burlap sacks keep children out of trouble.”

Random Stuff:

• “So I’m finally going to ask: What’s the point of a vest? Like what exactly is it doing for Han Solo?”
• “I am getting sick and tired of telling Lenny about the rabbits.”
• “If you have room to build one in your backyard, an octagon is an efficient way to settle disputes. A thunderdome also works, but many HOAs have regulations against them.”