Brad Paisley

• I’m Still A Guy
  “These days there’s dudes gettin’ facials,
  Manicured, waxed and botoxed.
  With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
  You can’t grip a tackle box.Yeah, with all of these men linein’ up to get neutered
  it’s hip now to be feminized.
  I don’t highlight my hair, I’ve still got a pair.
  Yeah, honey, I’m still a guy.

  Oh my eyebrows ain’t plucked
  there’s a gun in my truck.
  Oh thank God, I’m still a guy.”