Posted by guffyconservative on 08/04/2010
Shouldn’t PETA be all over this or something?
If you’re wanting to know where that stimulus money is going, part of it is going to give cocaine to monkeys. So why is our hard earned money going to give cocaine to monkeys when there are so many people unemployed right now who couldn’t even dream of affording cocaine for themselves? Probably because there’s some other stimulus program to give cocaine to Congress. Or they just always take cocaine. Or they’re useless morons who take no thought to wastefully spending our money.
How does one even start a program like that? “I want to give cocaine to monkeys. Give me money so it can be all scientific and junk.” I hope a lot of that money goes to security, because the last think we need in this economy are coked-up monkeys running around the neighborhood who want nothing more than murder and bananas. I swear; the Obama administration won’t rest until we’re a third-world nation.
Posted in Frank J, IMAO, Obama, Porkulus, Re-Posts, Spending, Spending | Tagged: A, administration, affording, all, Always, and, Are, around, arrogant, “I, ”, bananas, be, because, can, cocaine, coke, coked-up, congress, conservative, couldn’t, does, dollars, don’t, dream, earned, economy, even, Fleming, for, frank, frank j, Frank J. Fleming, give, giving, goes., Going, guffy, guffyconservative, Hard, hope, how, I, if, IMAO, in, is, It, junk, Just, know, last, Like, lot, many, Me!, money, monkeys, More, morons, murder, My, Nation, need, neighborhood, No, nothing, now, Obama, of, one, opinion, or, Other, our, over, part, people, PETA, Probably, program, rest, right, running, SCAAC, scientific, security, shouldn't, so, Some, something, Spending, start, stimulus, swear;, take, tax, than, that, the, themselves, there, there’s, they, they’re, think, third world, This, thought, to, Towards, unemployed, Until, useless, want, wanting, wastefully, we, we’re, when, where, who, why, won’t, you’re | Leave a Comment »
