Posted by guffyconservative on 07/28/2010
One of the greatest feelings in the world is realizing you don’t have to go to work today.
One of the worst is answering the phone and hearing “You were supposed to be here five minutes ago.”
Anyone else think it’s l33t that the Declaration of Independence has 1337 words? (Reply: 4NY0N3 31$3 7h!Nk !7′$ 1337 7h47 7h3 d3c14R47!0N 0f !Nd3p3Nd3Nc3 h4$ 1337 w0Rd$?)
Apparently, Obama’s done such catastrophic damage to the economy that his henchman has been forced to rob banks to fund their secret project above one of the moons of Endor.
M.I.T. Scientists Split The Smithereen http://onion.com/a1bmU5
Racism flow chart
Racism.
More racism.
Racism for Dummies.
‘Islamic Radicalism’ Phrase to Be Removed from Obama’s National Security Documents. I’m assuming they’ll replace it with “right-hemisphere extremism”.
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