Posted by guffyconservative on 10/20/2009
Why People Hate Barack Obama? (Harvey):
“He has big, flapping, sticky-out chimp ears, but I’m not allowed to CALL them “chimp” ears, because that’s [mocking, high-pitched voice] ‘raaaacist!‘”
“For the same reason I hated Bill Clinton – he married a bitter, shrewish harridan who is unencumbered by even a tincture of fashion sense.”
“His communications director can call Mao a ‘political philosopher’ with a straight face.”
“I just can’t forgive Obama for saying that slavery had its merits. I mean, I understand he was speaking off the cuff and was just trying to make a larger point and everyone gaffes once in a while, but [edit]… there IS a line, dude.” For the record, this is a play on the fake Limbaugh quotes. Obama did not actually say this, so calm down and take a chill pill if you’re a liberal. If you’re a conservative, you can quit the laughing just a tad. On second thought, don’t.
“He’s a [censored] socialist.”
Why Do I Hate Obama? (Frank J.):
“He’s always playing his loud music late at night.”
“He eats babies.”
“He’s always mixing up ‘imply’ and ‘infer’.”
“There’s strong suspicion he’s a serial killer.”
“His voice is kinda nasally.”
“He doesn’t even try to hide his worship of Satan.”
“He smothers his hot dog in ketchup.”
“His favorite pastime is lighting orphanages on fire and laughing.”
“He uses the wrong fork for his salad.”
“He once tried to poison a reservoir with nerve toxin just to distract Batman.”
“He’s a Democrat.”
For the record, I, Guffy Conservative, do not hate Obama (per the “love your enemies” and other verses in the Bible). But I do hate his policies.
Also, all of Frank J.’s above quotes are guaranteed to be as fact-based as Rush Limbaugh racist “quotes.”
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Posted by guffyconservative on 10/09/2009
Over the course of the next week or so, I’ll be posting my favorite quotes from IMAO’s Frank J. I may also post some from others, like Harvey. I’m thinking I’ll turn this into a regular thing, and may even start my own equivalent of stuff like Frank’s “Random Thoughts.” Anyway, the first part ought to be up in a few minutes.
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