Posted by guffyconservative on 07/28/2010
I made this post a while back, but I guess I never hit “Publish”:
By Frank J.:
Obama has been a huge sissy lately with his dithering on foreign affairs and his constant whining about FOX News, but it could be worse. I’ve come up with ten ways that Obama could actually be an even bigger sissy:
TOP TEN WAYS OBAMA COULD BE EVEN SISSIER
10. Starts riding a Segway everywhere.
9. Becomes distressed by the mean things said on FOX News but also on FOX by the character House.
8. Appoints a pickle-jar-opening czar.
7. All his meetings with foreign leaders become nothing but crying and hugging.
6. Newest public address is his shortest ever: Just the words, “Stop being so mean to me!” before running away crying.
5. He constantly becomes publicly bossed around by his puppy Bo.
4. Always has to excuse himself for a new pair of pants when someone mentions Cheney’s disagreements with him.
3. He finds out how good he looks in sequins.
2. Declares Saw VI “too scary” and thus “not a real horror movie.”
And the number one way Obama could be even sissier…
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Posted by guffyconservative on 10/15/2009
Top Ten Reasons Obama Is Going to Be Friends with the Taliban:
“Didn’t Jesus say, ‘Love thy enemy’? And more importantly, didn’t Muhammad say, ‘Islam shall rule all the earth’?”
“Though they chant ‘Death to America!’ and ‘Death to Israel!’, he can’t really come up with a good defense for either country.”
“It’s not like terrorist friends are new to him.”
“If he doesn’t end the Afghanistan war soon, he’ll have to meet with that scary General McChrystal again.”
“They promised to tally him bananas.”
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