“When Obama tries to talk like a pirate, I hope he fails.”
“When Obama tries to make a saving throw against poison so his 14th level half-elf mage survives a green dragon attack, I hope he fails.”
“When Obama tries to open clamshell packaging, I hope he fails.”
“When Obama tries to get the prize at the bottom of his cereal box, I hope he fails.”
“When Obama tries to avoid the chutes and only hit ladders, I hope he fails.”
“When Obama tries to figure which is the left shoe and which is the right shoe, I hope he fails.”
“When Obama tries to explain away his stupidity on the Tonight Show, I hope he fails.”
“When Obama tries to set his Tivo to record Grey’s Anatomy, I hope he fails.”
“When Obama tries to obtain both Boardwalk and Park Place, I hope he fails.”
“When Obama tries to chew gum and walk at the same time, I hope he fails.”
“When Obama tries to find what’s wrong with the picture in the latest issue of Highlights, I hope he fails.”
“Intellectuals: Some people put a much greater value on appearing smart over ever doing anything useful.”
