“Possible Democrat slogan for 2010: “You have yet to know true suffering.”” -Frank J. (more)
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Favorite Quotes
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/16/2010
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Favorite Quotes
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/15/2010
“Ever notice in addresses from the Oval Office how Obama now has a tip jar on his desk? I don’t know if that’s appropriate.” -Frank J. (more)
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IMAO
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/14/2010
“As soon as we start treating all our politicians as criminals, we’ll be less disappointed in them.”
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IMAO Frank Advice For Life
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/13/2010
Speak softly and carry a big stick, unless you’re going through security at the airport. Then they’ll be like, “Why do you have that big stick? Stop speaking so softly; I can’t hear you!”
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IMAO Frank Advice For Life
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/12/2010
When making a pact with the devil, if he offers you the extended warranty on your pact, don’t go for it. It’s a scam.
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IMAO Frank Advice For Life
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/11/2010
Don’t just disbelieve everything your evil arch nemesis says as he could use that against you. Like maybe he assumed you wouldn’t trust him and thus recommended Geico so you won’t save a lot of money on car insurance.
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IMAO Frank Advice For Life
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/10/2010
If you suspect a co-worker is an android, ask him to pat his head and rub his belly at the same time. Androids can’t do that, because they don’t make them with dual-processors. And it’s good to know if someone is an android, because then you can steal his lunch without feeling guilty.
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IMAO Frank Advice For Life
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/09/2010
They say don’t bring a knife to a gun fight, but I do. Then everyone is like, “Look at the stupid dummy who brought a knife when we all have guns! What a lame-o!” Then POW! …I shoot them all with the gun hidden in the knife’s handle. NOW WHO’S STUPID?!!!
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IMAO Frank Advice For Life
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/07/2010
Violence is never the answer… unless the question is “What is never the answer?” Then the answer is violence. Actually, I guess that’s a paradox. Probably best to just use violence when you’re not sure about the answer.
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