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DHS Liberal Anger Levels
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/19/2010
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IMAO Biden Is Literally Brain Dead
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/18/2010
So absolutely hilarious that I feel unworthy to re-post it here. Go read it. Now.
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Favorite Quotes
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/16/2010
“Possible Democrat slogan for 2010: “You have yet to know true suffering.”” -Frank J. (more)
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Favorite Quotes
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/15/2010
“Ever notice in addresses from the Oval Office how Obama now has a tip jar on his desk? I don’t know if that’s appropriate.” -Frank J. (more)
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IMAO
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/14/2010
“As soon as we start treating all our politicians as criminals, we’ll be less disappointed in them.”
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IMAO Frank Advice For Life
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/13/2010
Speak softly and carry a big stick, unless you’re going through security at the airport. Then they’ll be like, “Why do you have that big stick? Stop speaking so softly; I can’t hear you!”
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IMAO Frank Advice For Life
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/12/2010
When making a pact with the devil, if he offers you the extended warranty on your pact, don’t go for it. It’s a scam.
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IMAO Frank Advice For Life
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/11/2010
Don’t just disbelieve everything your evil arch nemesis says as he could use that against you. Like maybe he assumed you wouldn’t trust him and thus recommended Geico so you won’t save a lot of money on car insurance.
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IMAO Frank Advice For Life
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/10/2010
If you suspect a co-worker is an android, ask him to pat his head and rub his belly at the same time. Androids can’t do that, because they don’t make them with dual-processors. And it’s good to know if someone is an android, because then you can steal his lunch without feeling guilty.
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Must Be Racism
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/10/2010
(h/t to Steven Crowder)
So this lady named Sarah Silverman wrote some book called The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption and Pee. She then was in an interview (I assume it was about the book).
The part I want to focus on is this:
Yeah, accusing him of being born in Africa is totally race-motivated. Sorry, we’d do the same thing if he was a white Afrikaner. You see, there’s this little part of the Constitution that says the following:
Heck, we’d say the same thing if he was born in Montreal!
About the Muslim thing; again, I just don’t care. It’s not a presidential qualification issue and politicians are members of whatever religion suits their goals the best anyways.
Calling Obama a commie and a Nazi has to be because he’s black? I really don’t understand that one. Nazis were white. Commies are/were predominately white or Asian or something – not black. And you don’t suppose calling him a commie could have anything to do with the fact that he wants us to “spread the wealth” or that calling him a Nazi could have anything to do with him wanting to bring back the so-called Fairness Doctrine?
If we really are all racists and it really is all about race for us, we must be some pretty smart folks to be able to figure out how to write books and books and run all these blogs and be on the air 15 hours a week talking all kinds of good stuff about conservatism and liberalism and Obama without actually saying much about race.
And here’s the one I really don’t get. If I’m such a racist, why did/do I dislike Clinton so much?
And I bet the Fox News people and guests like Ed Rendell, Bob Beckell, Michelle Malkin, Niger Innis, and the other, you know, liberals, Democrats, and, for crying out loud, blacks and other minorities would be rather offended by that last comment.
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