So Osama Bin Ladenwas killed yesterday. Now what kind of political blogger would I be if I didn’t post something about this? (btw: to me, this doesn’t count as a post, Mr. Fleming) ([update]this kinda does).
Let me first say that, as a Christian, I can’t jibe condoning killing of any kind with the Bible. That said, the world is certainly a better place without that monster and his death does not grieve me in the slightest.
Now some people have had interesting reactions to this news. The Wikipedia section on his death states “In Pakistan some people were reported to be shocked at the unauthorized incursion by US armed forces.” Really? If they know Osama was the target, are they actually surprised that we went in without their permission or knowledge? Pakistan isn’t exactly a staunch ally and Osama didn’t exactly throw a shoe at the President.
Now, of course, there’s the subject of who gets the credit. Naturally, Obama is receiving no small amount of praise for this. Honestly, I don’t think any President deserves any significant amount of credit. They don’t work sources for intel or fly the choppers to the target or participate in the firefight. They basically do little more than sign off on the mission. Even so, my first reaction was that Bush (or even Clinton) should get more credit because he at least started the search for Osama, whereas Obama has professed for the longest time that we should be out of the Middle East. After a little more research, it appears Obama does deserve some credit, as he was somewhat involved in the days leading up to the operation; he certainly deserves credit for not letting on about what was going on (something I doubt I could have done), although I find this to be a disturbing pattern in this President:
The president made the decision to undertake the operation at 8:20 a.m. on April 29th in the White House’s Diplomatic Room before he left to survey tornado damage in Alabama. Tom Donilon, his National Security Advisor, prepared the formal orders and convened the principals at 3 p.m. that same day to complete the planning.
The next day, without giving off a hint of the weighty operation being planned, Obama prepared for and delivered his address at the annual White House Correspondent’s Association dinner. The next morning he played nine holes of golf.
So, all in all, Obama may deserve some credit, but remember that if America had gone along with his original wishes, Osama would not only still be alive, but possibly even able to operate openly with a lack of any kind of American military presence.
Now some jokes have popped into my head while writing this and, I’m sorry, but I just have to get them out.
First, there’s the post’s title. Get it? “Laden,” as in, “burdened with”? …..shutup, you stupid crickets…
Osama Bin Laden to rest
And finally, the gamer in me just wants to say: BOOM! Headshot!
So this lady named Sarah Silverman wrote some book called The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption and Pee. She then was in an interview (I assume it was about the book).
The part I want to focus on is this:
Instead, they’re questiong the legitimacy of Obama’s presidency by accusing him of being born in Africa or of being a Muslim or they’re having Tea Parties and calling Obama a communist and a Nazi. The entire Fox News Channel is a 24-hour-a-day racism engine.
Yeah, accusing him of being born in Africa is totally race-motivated. Sorry, we’d do the same thing if he was a white Afrikaner. You see, there’s this little part of the Constitution that says the following:
No Person except a natural born Citizen [...] shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.
Heck, we’d say the same thing if he was born in Montreal!
About the Muslim thing; again, I just don’t care. It’s not a presidential qualification issue and politicians are members of whatever religion suits their goals the best anyways.
Calling Obama a commie and a Nazi has to be because he’s black? I really don’t understand that one. Nazis were white. Commies are/were predominately white or Asian or something – not black. And you don’t suppose calling him a commie could have anything to do with the fact that he wants us to “spread the wealth” or that calling him a Nazi could have anything to do with him wanting to bring back the so-called Fairness Doctrine?
If we really are all racists and it really is all about race for us, we must be some pretty smart folks to be able to figure out how to write books and books and run all these blogs and be on the air 15 hours a week talking all kinds of good stuff about conservatism and liberalism and Obama without actually saying much about race.
And here’s the one I really don’t get. If I’m such a racist, why did/do I dislike Clinton so much?
And I bet the Fox News people and guests like Ed Rendell, Bob Beckell, Michelle Malkin, Niger Innis, and the other, you know, liberals, Democrats, and, for crying out loud, blacks and other minorities would be rather offended by that last comment.
I know this because they hate Obamacare. They just passed a proposition defying federal mandates to buy healthcare. Therefore, they must be racists, since just over half the letters in “Obamacare” spell the name of a black man.
“Consider this a shot across the bow of the U.S.S.[R.] Obama. Consider it a preview of November. Consider it Lexington of the Second American Revolution. Consider us out of metaphors.”
Consider it as healthy for Obamacare as Obamacare is for America.
Consider it Missouri’s little way of saying “We would’ve ratified the 10th Amendment too if we’d been a state back then.”
If you’re wanting to know where that stimulus money is going, part of it is going to give cocaine to monkeys. So why is our hard earned money going to give cocaine to monkeys when there are so many people unemployed right now who couldn’t even dream of affording cocaine for themselves? Probably because there’s some other stimulus program to give cocaine to Congress. Or they just always take cocaine. Or they’re useless morons who take no thought to wastefully spending our money.
How does one even start a program like that? “I want to give cocaine to monkeys. Give me money so it can be all scientific and junk.” I hope a lot of that money goes to security, because the last think we need in this economy are coked-up monkeys running around the neighborhood who want nothing more than murder and bananas. I swear; the Obama administration won’t rest until we’re a third-world nation.
Obama was blaming the Republicans again. At a fundraiser, he compared the country to a car the Republicans drove into a ditch and then he got it out of the ditch and now Republicans want the keys back. That’s kind of odd; I don’t know how many people total a car trying to get it out of a ditch.
Anyway, here’s how I remember things. I’m not sure how we got in the ditch, but I remember Reid and Pelosi were in the front seat grasping at the wheel. And then Obama came along and said, “I’ll get us out of the ditch. It will cost $100,000.”
And we were like, “That’s crazy. That’s way too much.”
And Obama said, “Too bad. You don’t have any choice to pay it! Now I better get to work.” So he started smashing the car with a sledgehammer while yelling, “Get out of the ditch! Get out of the ditch!” He completely totaled the thing, but eventually a piece of the car landed outside of the ditch and he was like, “There. I got it out of the ditch.”
And we said, “All you did was cost us a lot of money and make things worse!”
And Obama was like, “Are you saying I don’t know how to get a car out of ditch because I’m black?”
I don’t like telling people what to do, but I wouldn’t use that auto service again.
What a surprise! The costs for healthcare providers is going up because of people who get insurance after they get sick and cancel when they don’t need it anymore.
…even though he was elected for very little more than just his attitude and looks, he’s still not even close to winning hottest head of state. He’s really useless in every conceivable way.
…the turkey he pardoned immediately went back to doing the same crimes that got it sentenced to execution in the first place.
Obama has been a huge sissy lately with his dithering on foreign affairs and his constant whining about FOX News, but it could be worse. I’ve come up with ten ways that Obama could actually be an even bigger sissy:
TOP TEN WAYS OBAMA COULD BE EVEN SISSIER
10. Starts riding a Segway everywhere.
9. Becomes distressed by the mean things said on FOX News but also on FOX by the character House.
8. Appoints a pickle-jar-opening czar.
7. All his meetings with foreign leaders become nothing but crying and hugging.
6. Newest public address is his shortest ever: Just the words, “Stop being so mean to me!” before running away crying.
5. He constantly becomes publicly bossed around by his puppy Bo.
4. Always has to excuse himself for a new pair of pants when someone mentions Cheney’s disagreements with him.
3. He finds out how good he looks in sequins.
2. Declares Saw VI “too scary” and thus “not a real horror movie.”
Apparently, the Obama girls may end up babysitting, presumably to teach them a value of a hard day’s work (how Barack knows what that is hasn’t been released). I can only assume a typical babysitting job will follow as such:
Obama has a committee appointed to select a job (presumably the selection will be via determining the most politically correct client).
One of the girls will be sent to babysit.
The committee will pocket half the fee, and give half of the remainder to the girl who didn’t babysit.
A portion of both girls’ profits will be taken to pay for their mandatory healthcare.
They will be free to spend the remainder (of course, they’ll only be allowed to purchase green appliances or organic foodstuffs. Under no circumstances will they be allowed to purchase junk food, soda, or salt.)
Alternatively, the plan could be this:
Say the girls will babysit.
???
Profit!
Oh, and if one of the girls decides to be an artist or a musician, the other girl is required to pay her expenses.
In Emperor Obama’s kingdom, there was a shortage of jobs. So Obama hired smart economists with degrees and stuff who sounded really super smart to get jobs. So they went to work making jobs, seizing all the assets of the land to spend on their schemes. Soon, the economists when to Obama and said, “We’ve saved and created many new jobs, but they’re completely invisible to dumb, racist teabaggers. So if you can’t see the jobs–”
“I can see the jobs!” Obama interrupted. “I’m smart! I can see millions of them!”
So Obama ran out to address his people. “I am happy to announce we’ve saved or created 3.6 million new jobs. That makes me the smartest emperor ever. And if it seems like we’ve only lost more jobs since I’ve went to work on the issue, that’s because the jobs are invisible to stupid people who are racist and stuff.”
A lone child then yelled out, “The Emperor has no jobs!” But no one could hear the child over everyone laughing at what a stupid dummy the Emperor was. And no one worried the Emperor would do anything to them because he was completely impotent.
Must Be Racism
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/10/2010
(h/t to Steven Crowder)
So this lady named Sarah Silverman wrote some book called The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption and Pee. She then was in an interview (I assume it was about the book).
The part I want to focus on is this:
Yeah, accusing him of being born in Africa is totally race-motivated. Sorry, we’d do the same thing if he was a white Afrikaner. You see, there’s this little part of the Constitution that says the following:
Heck, we’d say the same thing if he was born in Montreal!
About the Muslim thing; again, I just don’t care. It’s not a presidential qualification issue and politicians are members of whatever religion suits their goals the best anyways.
Calling Obama a commie and a Nazi has to be because he’s black? I really don’t understand that one. Nazis were white. Commies are/were predominately white or Asian or something – not black. And you don’t suppose calling him a commie could have anything to do with the fact that he wants us to “spread the wealth” or that calling him a Nazi could have anything to do with him wanting to bring back the so-called Fairness Doctrine?
If we really are all racists and it really is all about race for us, we must be some pretty smart folks to be able to figure out how to write books and books and run all these blogs and be on the air 15 hours a week talking all kinds of good stuff about conservatism and liberalism and Obama without actually saying much about race.
And here’s the one I really don’t get. If I’m such a racist, why did/do I dislike Clinton so much?
And I bet the Fox News people and guests like Ed Rendell, Bob Beckell, Michelle Malkin, Niger Innis, and the other, you know, liberals, Democrats, and, for crying out loud, blacks and other minorities would be rather offended by that last comment.
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