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Posted by guffyconservative on 10/20/2009
Another parody I wrote (no need to fear this one actually getting sung; no guy in my family can sing).
To the tune of Beer For My Horses:
Joey, man, come on. The mainstream news
Says we’re really hot. They don’t have any clue.
My buddy blew up a building.
My buddy says I’m a star.
My buddy got away.
My buddy didn’t go too far. Yeah.
He didn’t go too far.
.
Grandpappy told my pappy “Back in my day, son
A man didn’t lie ’bout the fightin’ he’d done,
Didn’t promise hope to us,
Not to you or me, round up all of them bad boys,
Make them part of his team. Don’t make them part of your team.
.
‘Cuz substance is the one thing you will never find
If you promise hope ‘n change without them being defined.”
When those ballots settle they’ll sing a victory tune
If ACORN don’t register any loons.
We’ll raise up our glasses against U.S. forces,
Singing “We’re not liable for none of our choices.”
.
Not enough thugs doin’ dirty deeds.
Too many objects to slaking my greed.
It’s time the long arm of the law shut Rush Limbaugh down!
It’s time the great Fairness Doctrine came back around.
You can bet we’ll shut him down.
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‘Cuz substance is the one thing they will never find
Since we promise hope ‘n change without them being defined.
When those ballots settle they’ll sing a victory tune
If ACORN don’t register any loons.
We’ll raise up our glasses against U.S. forces,
Singing “We’re not liable for none of our choices.”
Singing “We’re not liable for none of our choices.”
The irony is that Toby Keith is a Democrat.
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Posted by guffyconservative on 10/16/2009
This is an update from the original Obama Hates Me post. I am not a singer, but my sister happened to visit my house today, and she is. No instruments and you can kind of tell it was made by amateurs, but it’s good if I do say so myself. Slightly different lyrics from the original.
Obama Hates Me, a SCAAC original parody: Written by Guffy Conservative with Contributions from SisterO. Sung by SisterO (download):
Obama hates me. This I know.
Jeremiah tells me so.
Little ones to him sing praise;
Each a victim of this craze.
.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Jeremiah tells me so.
.
Obama hates me when I’m good,
When I do the things I should.
Obama loves me when I’m bad,
In fact it always makes him glad.
.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Jeremiah tells me so.
.
Chicago doctors killing babes;
Barrack refuses them his aid
And, instead, helps pay the bill.
Down my spine it sends a chill.
.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Jeremiah tells me so.
.
He will redistribute wealth.
And he says he’ll improve health.
Rich men, poor men, all will fail
If we don’t o’er him prevail.
.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Jeremiah tells me so.
.
His friend bombed the Pentagon.
Kind of like 2001.
He denies to avoid doom.
Launched his campaign from Bill’s room.
.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Jeremiah tells me so.
.
His preacher hates America.
A hateful man, Jeremiah.
Obama claims he didn’t know.
But to his church, he oft did go.
.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Jeremiah tells me so.
.
Some say this man is the Christ,
That to us all he will be nice.
But I know what’s in the good book!
They should really take a look.
.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Jeremiah tells me so.
.
Bad men in his Cabinet,
More hate than in Wright’s pulpit.
Some say Prez does as he should
But bad character corrupts good.
.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Jeremiah tells me so.
Jeremiah tells me so.
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Posted by guffyconservative on 10/16/2009
[edit] There is a newer post for this song with a download here.
That random thought got me going, so here’s a complete parody (of Jesus Loves Me) (the links are really just to give you an idea of what the song’s talking about):
Obama hates me. This I know.
Jeremiah tells me so.
Little ones to him sing praise;
Each a victim of this craze.
.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Jeremiah tells me so.
.
Obama hates me when I’m good,
When I do the things I should.
Obama loves me when I’m bad,
It never makes very sad.
.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Jeremiah tells me so.
.
Chicago doctors killing babes;
Obama refuses them his aid
And, in fact, helps pay the bill.
It sends down my spine, a chill.
.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Jeremiah tells me so.
.
He will redistribute wealth.
And he says he’ll improve health.
Rich men, poor men, all will fail
If we don’t o’er him, prevail.
.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Jeremiah tells me so.
.
His friend bombed the Pentagon.
Kind of like 2001.
He denies to avoid doom.
His career came from Bill’s room.
.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Jeremiah tells me so.
.
His preacher hates America.
A hateful man, is Jeremiah.
Obama claims he didn’t know.
But to his church, he oft did go.
.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Jeremiah tells me so.
.
Some say this man is the Christ,
That to us all he will be nice.
But I know what’s in the good book!
They really should take a look.
.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Jeremiah tells me so.
.
Bad men in his Cabinet,
More hate than in Wright’s pulpit.
Some say Prez does as he should
But bad character corrupts good.
.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Barack Obama hates me.
Jeremiah tells me so.
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Posted by guffyconservative on 10/14/2009
This one was actually from a while ago, but I didn’t hear it when it first aired. Rush aired it again on Monday (the 12th), although he speaks over the intro.
Also, just a side note: I’ve renamed Glory, Glory Hallelujah to Gore & Clinton Couldn’t Fool Ya. It’s the first title I thought up that made sense and I don’t know what Rush’s title for it is.
Featuring Barney Frank as the Banking Queen: (sorry about the verses, Banking Queen follows the Dancing Queen format loosely)
Oooooooooooooooooh.
Oooooooooooooooooh.
You can build – you can buy – any house your heart desires.
Oooh, zero down. Financing. I am the banking queen.
Friday night and your cash is low.
I know a place that you can go.
Oh, get your house and use it. Go ahead, abuse it.
You can do anything.
Go out and have a fling.
I am the banking queen.
Old and sweet didn’t do a thing.
Banking queen.
Don’t complain or you’ll hear me scream. Oh, yeah.
You can build – you can buy – any house your heart desires.
Oooh, zero down. Financing. I am the banking queen.
Told the bankers, “Hey, you guys
Make the loans or it’s your behind.
My friends at Fannie sure need it.
Do it my way or beat it.”
Why are the stocks crashing?
That doesn’t mean a thing.
I’m still the banking queen.
Never spanked for a single thing.
Banking queen.
Don’t complain or you’ll hear me scream. Oh, yeah.
You can build,
You can buy
Any house your heart desires.
Oooh, zero down.
Financing.
I am the banking queen.
Oooooooooooooooooh.
I am the banking queen.
Oooooooooooooooooh.
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