…you take a five-minute car drive to get the mail.
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You Might Be A Redneck if…
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/03/2010
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You Might Be A Redneck if…
Posted by guffyconservative on 07/30/2010
…your family owns a flounder gig. (true story)
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You Might Be A Redneck if…
Posted by guffyconservative on 07/29/2010
…you’re on your computer in the living room and you watch your dad come running through with a gleeful expression and a rifle… because he just shot a squirrel from his bathroom window.
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You Might Be A Redneck if…
Posted by guffyconservative on 07/28/2010
…your mailbox is duct-taped to its support. (true story from the Triangle)
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You Might Be A Redneck if…
Posted by guffyconservative on 07/27/2010
…if you’re mowing the lawn and you find another house.
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You Might Be A Redneck if…
Posted by guffyconservative on 07/26/2010
…if you can see your basement through the bathroom floor.
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