This is an update from the original Obama Hates Me post. I am not a singer, but my sister happened to visit my house today, and she is. No instruments and you can kind of tell it was made by amateurs, but it’s good if I do say so myself. Slightly different lyrics from the original.
Obama Hates Me, a SCAAC original parody: Written by Guffy Conservative with Contributions from SisterO. Sung by SisterO (download):
[edit] There is a newer post for this song with a download here.
That random thought got me going, so here’s a complete parody (of Jesus Loves Me) (the links are really just to give you an idea of what the song’s talking about):
This one was actually from a while ago, but I didn’t hear it when it first aired. Rush aired it again on Monday (the 12th), although he speaks over the intro.
Also, just a side note: I’ve renamed Glory, Glory Hallelujah to Gore & Clinton Couldn’t Fool Ya. It’s the first title I thought up that made sense and I don’t know what Rush’s title for it is.
Featuring Barney Frank as the Banking Queen: (sorry about the verses, Banking Queen follows the Dancing Queen format loosely)
Oooooooooooooooooh.
Oooooooooooooooooh.
You can build – you can buy – any house your heart desires.
Oooh, zero down. Financing. I am the banking queen.
Friday night and your cash is low.
I know a place that you can go.
Oh, get your house and use it. Go ahead, abuse it.
You can do anything.
Go out and have a fling.
I am the banking queen.
Old and sweet didn’t do a thing.
Banking queen.
Don’t complain or you’ll hear me scream. Oh, yeah.
You can build – you can buy – any house your heart desires.
Oooh, zero down. Financing. I am the banking queen.
Told the bankers, “Hey, you guys
Make the loans or it’s your behind.
My friends at Fannie sure need it.
Do it my way or beat it.”
Why are the stocks crashing?
That doesn’t mean a thing.
I’m still the banking queen.
Never spanked for a single thing.
Banking queen.
Don’t complain or you’ll hear me scream. Oh, yeah.
This is a parody from The Rush Limbaugh Show on October Fifth. Before any liberal or moderate Rush-haters start jumping all over this, I’d like to remind you of the context. Yes, the song seems like a big example of supreme arrogance, but it’s made in light of and reaction to the sickening song about Obama being taught to schoolchildren.
To the tune of Glory, Glory, Hallelujah:
Rush Hudson Limbaugh
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm
Rush Hudson Limbaugh
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm
.
My ears have heard Rush Limbaugh on my parents’ radio.
He tells me that the Left is wrong and stuff I need to know.
We turn it off when he is done ’cause there’s no other show.
Rush, keep broadcasting on!
.
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Gore and Clinton couldn’t fool ya.
Barack Obama can’t ignore ya.
Rush, keep broadcasting on!
.
In 1951, he was born in Missouri.
Now, he’s on the radio conducting EIB
on the air to set us free
from sea to shining sea.
He keeps broadcasting on!
.
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Gore and Clinton couldn’t fool ya.
Barack Obama can’t ignore ya.
Rush, keep broadcasting on!
Rush, keep broadcasting on!
Oh, and one other thing I forgot to mention. According to Rush on his show on October First, Palin’s new book Going Roguetopped the lists at Amazon.com and Barnes & Nobles before even going to print. I’m not much for reading political books, but way to go Mrs. Maverick!
Okay, if you read this blog, you probably already read IMAO anyway. But in case you don’t, you simply have to read this “article“. What’s that? You’re too lazy to follow links? That’s okay, I’ll quote it right here (hat tip to Harvey), because it’s that good and because I’m that devoid of a life to spend the next minute of my life copying and pasting.
United States Declares Bankruptcy
WASHINGTON (AP) – On behalf of the United States, President Barack Obama filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy today, stating that the nation was “completely incapable” of paying back the enormous debts that it has accumulated.
“Like New! Must Sell!”
“We were barely hanging on,” said Obama “then I guess I got a little crazy – spent three and a half trillion dollars that I didn’t have. Now my accountant says I have no choice but to liquidate. Got some cool cars and a couple banks out of it, but looking back, I’m not sure it was worth it.”
Part of the problem was that 48% of Americans sent teabags to the IRS this year instead of paying their income taxes. Unfortunately, this was the productive 48% of the country that works hard, runs businesses, creates jobs, and earns a profit.
“Although the other 52% of the country DID send in their 1040’s,” noted Obama, “it was all ‘tax-credit’ this, and ‘exemption’ that, and ‘I’m old! Gimme money!’. Cost us billions in refunds, which only made the situation worse.”
“We probably could’ve held out for a bit longer, because I finally got Daschle to pay up,” mused the President, “but then I spent that on an Air Force One photo-op over New York City. In retrospect, I probably should’ve just turned Malia loose with a copy of Photoshop and called it good.”
As a gesture of international good will, the US will be returning some territory to its original owners.
“Mexico will get back all the land we picked up from them in 1848,” said Obama. “Which is fine, since now it’s mostly waterless desert full of rattlesnakes and hippies. Good riddance, I say. Although good luck trying to take back Texas.”
“Fortunately we kept the receipt for the Louisiana purchase, and we’re hoping France will give is our money back. We might only get a partial refund, though, since New Orleans is still a little damp & mildewy”.
Harvey, over at IMAO, has written an excellent article on tea control laws. I left a comment that I’ll repeat here:
Where can I get a holster for my tea? And are we talking sweet tea or unsweet tea? Sweet tea, being favored in the South, the land of rightwing extremists, is probably more likely to be used for violent purposes and so should be more strictly regulated than the unsweet tea of the North.
One more thing; am I allowed to carry my tea on campus? If so, must I purchase it at a University retailer or may I bring my own? Do I have to register with the University police department? If I can’t carry, can I just have some in my car?
These are all important points, I think, and should be discussed. Maybe we can get Rush to weigh in on this. By the way, you can listen to Rush for free from 12-3 on weekdays at wptf.com (after listening to a short ad) if you don’t have a radio.
Now that I’ve finished blogging about Christian conservative topics and views for a while, I gotta go write a Java class for a slot machine.
