Quoted at Bad Example:
A German father instructing his son on how to say grace.”From now on you must thank God and Hitler when you pray,” says dad.
“But what happens if Hitler dies?” the boy asks.
“Then you just thank God.”
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Hitler Joke
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/09/2010
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Hitler Joke
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/07/2010
Quoted at Bad Example:
“What is the difference between an Nazi and a dog?”
“A Nazi lifts his arm.”
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Hitler Joke
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/06/2010
Quoted at Bad Example:
Goebbels was touring German schools. At one, he asked the students to call out patriotic slogans.
“Heil Hitler,” shouted one child.
“Very good,” said Goebbels.
“Deutschland Uber alles,” another called out.
“Excellent. How about a stronger slogan?”
A hand shot up, and Goebbels nodded.
“Our people shall live forever,” the little boy said.
“Wonderful,” exclaimed Goebbels. “What is your name, young man?”
“Israel Goldberg.”
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Hitler Joke
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/05/2010
Quoted at Bad Example:
A fatally wounded German soldier asked his chaplain to grant one final wish. “Place a picture of Hitler on one side of me, and a picture of Goering on the other side. That way I can die like Jesus, between two thieves.”
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Hitler Joke
Posted by guffyconservative on 08/02/2010
Quoted at Bad Example:
Hitler asked his astrologer on what day he would die.”On a Jewish holiday,” the astrologer replied.
“But which holiday?”
“Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday.”
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Hitler Joke
Posted by guffyconservative on 07/31/2010
Quoted at Bad Example:
Hitler and his chauffeur are whizzing along a country road when a pig rushes out and is hit by their car. Spotting a nearby farm house, the chauffeur is sent up to inform the occupants of the demise of their animal. He returns with an armload of food and wine. Hitler is amazed.”Why did they give you that?”
“I do not know. All I did was knock on the door and say I am Hitler’s chauffeur and I killed the pig.”
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