IMAO Random Thoughts

Frank J.’s Random Thoughts:

All the Obama car metaphors make me think of the Bond car with the ejection seat.

From what I learned at the birthing class, it doesn’t look like this whole labor thing is going to be much fun for me.

So I’m finally going to ask: What’s the point of a vest? Like what exactly is it doing for Han Solo?

Not too much longer until the baby is born. I should pick out a sturdy burlap sack for transporting the baby in.

Burlap sacks keep children out of trouble.

Don’t buy Obama a tie for his birthday as liberals will claim its symbolic for a noose.

I actually learned how to subtract before I learned to add. Is that weird? [edit Yes]

I can’t stand those uncouth conservatives of the future who will not be the calm intellectual I am.

Calm down. The reason the Cordoba people were pointing towards Ground Zero and laughing is because they saw Dane Cook in that direction.

I forget. Is Prop 8 being overturned a victory or defeat for Obama?

Can we stop wasting time with the Ninth Circuit and just skip to the next stage?

It always seems like it’s Judge Nic Cage finding all this hidden stuff in the Founding Fathers’ documents no one noticed before.

You can’t have judges just make up new stuff and expect people to have any trust in democracy.

Conservatives have to fight to have something recognized that’s always been there (2nd Amendment), and liberals just get to make up new stuff.

In the future, there will be no voting and all battles will be fought among judges. Imagine Voltron in a black robe. That’s the future.

Conservatives need to concentrate only on getting judges in the right places and then make Democrats illegal.

At least we’ll save money on polls when the opinion of most Americans no longer matters on all the issues.

California May Ban Open Carry

Yep. You got it. Gay marriage? Constitutional right. Bearing arms? Nah.

Ahem; “the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

You ever get the impression that liberals just kind of having a reading disorder and skip over the operative word there?

I just can’t wait to here the logic of how the Constitution protects gay marriage (which is arguably true, I’ll admit), yet doesn’t guarantee the right to bear arms.

Some other things California might consider within the power of the government despite the Constitution:

• The power to abridge the freedom of speech.
• …or of the press.
• Making someone testify against themselves. Twice.
• $1000000 bail for stealing a stick of gum.
• Presiding over lawsuits involving $10.
• Skipping over that whole messy “jury” business.

California Rejects Prop 8

Yeah, some judge in California just declared Prop 8 unconstitutional, which is kind of funny since the people of California deemed it constitutional enough to add as an amendment to their constitution.

Until now, I didn’t even know Prop 8 was a California thing. Judging by how much I’d heard about it here in NC, I’d assumed it was federal legislation.

So, given that misinformation, I was actually surprised when I heard about this because I assumed California kind of ignored the Constitution anyways. Still do.