Posted by guffyconservative on 10/14/2009
I don’t watch any sort of fighting/wrestling sport, but my roommate does, and I heard the TV mention this when he was watching a fight.
It got me thinking, who could Obama beat in eight seconds? Insectoids don’t count. A baby, maybe? Actually, Obama wouldn’t fight a baby, he’d just find the mother and have her killed before he’s even born.
On the flip side, who could beat Obama in eight seconds? Let me think…
- Jackie Chan
- Bruce Lee
- Any black belt
- Any brown belt
- Sean Hannity
- George Bush
- George Bush Sr.
- Fred Thompson
- Rush Limbaugh
- Me
- Any white belt
- Force-less Palpatine
- Charles Xavier after an injection of “the cure”
- Billy Weir from the time immediately after everyone woke up (he was comatose)
Anyone else?
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