Never one to pass on stealing one of Frank J.’s ideas, I figured I’d do one of these.
FUN WEAPON FACTS ACCORDING TO HOLLYWOOD:
- Silencers make you virtually undetectable in any environment. Reality.
- Automatic rifles can spray pure, unadulterated death for several minutes on end. Reality.
- Lightsabers pwn everything. Real- Well, that one’s true.
- Falling corpses make no sound when hitting the floor.
- Touching someone’s back with a sword causes instant death.
- The Rebellion can’t repel firepower of that magnitude. Real- Sorry, I’ll stop now.
