Posted by guffyconservative on 01/10/2011
Never one to pass on stealing one of Frank J.’s ideas, I figured I’d do one of these.
FUN WEAPON FACTS ACCORDING TO HOLLYWOOD:
- Silencers make you virtually undetectable in any environment. Reality.
- Automatic rifles can spray pure, unadulterated death for several minutes on end. Reality.
- Lightsabers pwn everything. Real- Well, that one’s true.
- Falling corpses make no sound when hitting the floor.
- Touching someone’s back with a sword causes instant death.
- The Rebellion can’t repel firepower of that magnitude. Real- Sorry, I’ll stop now.
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Posted by guffyconservative on 01/10/2011
I was just looking through an old Spam post and I found this:
Dentist Boca Raton
“Whether is belts or sunglasses, the accessories are the key. In today’s fashion, keeping up to the latest is become a challenge, a expense for sure. Quality cost quite a lot these days.”
It’s “an expense”, not “a expense.” I feel that’s the most glaring grammatical flaw here. And, yes, it is such a challenge keeping up to the latest. I mean, how am I supposed to know what brand of steel-toed boots are in vogue?
May I ask what this has to do with dentistry?
I don’t know how I missed it, but the poster’s name means “Dentist Mouth Rat”. Yeah. I totally want him/her/it working on my teeth.
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